First of all...and this will be shocking...I am not actually a Queen. Yes, that would be truly fantastic if I were. Yes, I would be a magnificent Queen, but the Bible clearly states in Hebrews 13:5, "Be content with such things as you have." And so, I am content with my tape, pine trees, et al.
Secondly, I am technically a Baptist that holds to the 1689 Confession of Faith. I happen to attend a Presbyterian Church, and I happen to love being in a fully Confessional, Reformed, and theologically sound Church.
Thirdly, I'm spastic. Yesterday I may post a blog about an awesome book, today a weird (albeit completely inspiring and well written) post about myself, tomorrow maybe a magnum opus on how truly terrifying and evil clowns are and how great that there is a shortage!
Lastly, I'm actually working on a real post and it is another book review. What can I say, I apparently didn't write enough book reports in school.
I have a sister, the Duchess of Garbage Sinks, that pressured me into writing a post today, so you can blame her for the crazy that you just endured.
